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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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