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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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