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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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