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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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