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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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