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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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