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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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