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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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