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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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