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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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