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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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