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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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