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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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