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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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