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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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