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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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