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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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