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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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