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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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