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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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