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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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