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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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