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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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