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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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