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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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