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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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