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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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