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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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