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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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