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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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