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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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