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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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