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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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