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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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