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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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