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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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