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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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