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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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