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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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