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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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