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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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