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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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