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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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