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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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