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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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