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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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