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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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