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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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