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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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