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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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