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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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