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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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