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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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