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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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