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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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