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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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