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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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