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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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