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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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