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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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