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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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