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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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