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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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