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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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